Fuck the haters. Like, literally. In public. With an oversized inflatable banana. While wearing just a blazer and zebra-print speedo.
In addition to laughing their effing asses off, screeching "I'm in Miami Bitch," and doing non-stop "Shots" of Viagra-infused booze, LMFAO's Redfoo and Sky Blu have become famous for their totally clusterfucked stage antics, i.e. compulsively playing with greased-up props, dressing like Japanese frat boys trapped in the '80s, and something called "party rocking," which seems to be a goofy euphemism for loud, annoying group sex.
Go get an eyeful, earful, and assful when LMFAO gangbangs across America with Far East Movement as part of this summer's Sorry for Party Rocking tour, hitting Miami's American Airlines Arena on June 22.
Just judging from the lyrical content to Redfoo and Sky Blu's song of the same name, this 27-night stand's gonna be all about random groupie hookups ("I'll be up in the party, looking for a hottie to bone"), girl-on-girl sexhibitionism ("All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see"), and blowjobs while operating a motor vehicle ("Getting brained out, red light with people watching"), among even sloppier types of musico-sexual behavior.
LMFAO and Far East Movement's Sorry for Party Rocking 2012 Tour Dates
May 22 Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
May 23 The Palace of Auburn Hills, Detroit, MI
May 25 Target Center, Minneapolis, MN
May 26 Allstate Arena, Chicago, IL
May 28 Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Denver, CO
May 30 Maverik Center, West Valley City, UT
June 1 Spokane Arena, Spokane, WA
June 2 KeyArena, Seattle, WA
June 5 Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA
June 6 Power Balance Pavilion, Sacramento, CA
June 8 Oracle Arena, Oakland, CA
June 9 Valley View Casino Center, San Diego, CA
June 12 Toyota Center, Houston, TX
June 13 BOK Center, Tulsa, OK
June 15 American Airlines Center, Dallas, TX
June 19 Bojangles' Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
June 20 Philips Arena, Atlanta, GA
June 22 American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL
June 23 Amway Center, Orlando, FL
June 24 Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY
June 25 Patriot Center, Washington, DC
June 26 Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY
June 28 Mohegan Sun, Uncasville, CT
June 29 Prudential Center, Newark, NJ
June 30 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
July 1 DCU Center, Worcester, MA
July 4 Molson Canadian Amphitheatre, Toronto, Canada
And speaking with MTV News, Far East Movement's J-Splif alludes to other strange sex acts that may go down at upcoming Party Rocking performances. "It's gonna be ... a whole lot of showers," he says, referring to both LMFAO's "Champagne Showers" track and the erotic act of peeing on another person. "Bring your raincoats."
Oh, and there could even be some paraphilic infantilism (AKA adult baby syndrome) on display. As Far East Movement member Kev Nish admits, "We've been friends with LMFAO since, like, the diaper days. We was all partying in diapers, chilling in the crib."
So yeah ... It's not entirely impossible that this tag-team tour will climax with Redfoo, Sky Blu, Splif, Nish, and the rest pulling on grownup Pampers and climbing into a pudding-filled playpen to wrestle their way through a mashup of LMFAO hits like "Take It to the Hole," "All Night," and "With You."
Exactly as you've always Party Rocking wet-dreamed.
LMFAO's Sorry for Party Rocking 2012 tour with Far East Movement, The Quest Crew, Sidney Samson, and others. Friday, June 22. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. The show starts at 7 p.m. and tickets cost $35 to $69.50 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Call 786-777-1000 or visit aaarena.com.
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