It's Friday and we here at Crossfade wanna fuck. Er, we mean dance. And that's why we're humping over to Flute Salad at Lester's tonight.
From 8 till 10 p.m., there'll be free drinks for the females. But don't get it twisted ... This little fuck dance party, hosted by County Grind music editor Liz Tracy and her galpal Amanda Leah, won't be ending once the complimentary booze runs out.
No way! We gonna keep grinding for hours and hours and hours. So show up, sweat, scream, and shake it ... Just don't slip in the puddles of pure sexxxy.
Oh, and see the cut for an official Flute Salad dance mix!
The Cramps' "Human Fly"
"Don't lie and tell me that The Cramps don't make you horny. Because they do. This is best danced to when wasted." -- Liz
Ciara's "Ride"
"Ciara's a good girl gone bad. And she beats Rhianna, if you ask me. Both badder and much, much better." -- Amanda
Sister Nancy's "Bam Bam"
"What do you think 'Bam Bam' means? Just kidding ... I have no idea. But this song really makes you want to 'Bam Bam.'" -- Liz
King Khan & The Shrines' "69 Faces of Love"
"This is one of Amanda's favs. A sweet caress to our ears. If you missed King Khan last week at the Bruise Cruise Pre-show, that sucks. 'Twas suberb." -- Liz
Prince's "Erotic City"
"Prince is the godfather of current pop's sexier side. Sure, he's gotten religious in the meantime. But old Prince stays the sexiest." -- Amanda
Ghost Town DJs' "My Boo"
"It starts slow, gets you all worked up to break it down, which naturally leads to getting down. One of the all time best dance songs." -- Liz
Patrice Rushen's "Forget Me Nots
"Why wouldn't this awesome funky R&B track inspire Will Smith? It's perfect to groove to." -- Liz
Talking Heads' "Sugar on My Tongue"
"David Byrne is a sex symbol for nerds, but this song could turn anyone on." -- Amanda
Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now," Featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes
"Hate Chris Brown all you want. Except for the Busta, this is a motherfucking sexy song." -- Liz
Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs' "Li'l Red Riding Hood"
"My favorite non-traditionally sexy song is actually the Zombies version of 'You've Really Got a Hold on Me.' But I'm always the only one dancing to it. This is similarly sensual, but a better song for rubbing up against people. Let's be honest, Li'l Red Riding Hood' makes everyone want to hump." -- Liz
Flute Salad with Liz Tracy and Amanda Leah. Friday, February 17. Lester's, 2519 NW Second Ave., Miami. The party starts at 8 p.m. and it's free. Call 305-456-1784 or visit lestersmiami.com.
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