Even before buying tix for Bruise Cruise 2012's two-day kickoff bash at The Stage Miami, booking a tricked-out cabin adjacent to the 24-hour self-serve ice cream bar, or stuffing an inflatable tote bag with emergency hipster-at-sea supplies, each and every Bruiser's gotta put together a perfectly waterproof cruisin' plan.
So luckily, this self-described "rock 'n' roll adventure camp at sea" just announced its official itinerary, loaded with "multiple concerts on board the ship and in the Bahamas, comedy hours, puppet shows, dance parties, karaoke, dating games, conga lines, advice sessions, lectures, dance classes, workout hours, and more!"
Break out the spreadsheets, Bruisers! We shall see you at the Safety Briefing! Just check the cut for Bruise Cruise 2012's full festival schedule.
Friday, February 10
1 to 3 p.m. Check-in and Registration(Xanadu Room)
3:30 p.m. Safety Briefing (Xanadu Room)
4 p.m. Check-in and Registration, Continued (Xanadu Room)
4:50 p.m. Dirtbombs (Xanadu Room)
5:45 p.m. Thee Oh Sees (Xanadu Room)
8:15 p.m. Fine Dining! (Spirit Dining Room)
10:30 p.m. Jello Biafra speaks (Conference Room)
1:30 a.m. The Dating Game (Xanadu Room)
2:15 a.m. Vockah Redu (Xanadu Room)
3 a.m. Vivian Girls DJ set (Xanadu Room)
Saturday, February 11
1 p.m. DJs (Xanadu Room)
1:30 p.m. Reduise Ahcise with Vockah & Cru (Xanadu Room)
2:30 p.m. Super*Natural with Justice (Xanadu Room)
3:30 p.m. Bruiser Karaoke (Xanadu Room)
5 p.m. Grab Dinner in Nasssau
8 p.m. Vivian Girls DJ set (Señor Frogs)
9 p.m. Anna Seregina (Señor Frogs)
9:30 p.m. The Togas (Señor Frogs)
10:15 p.m. Neil Hamburger (Señor Frogs)
10:55 p.m. Limbo Contest (Señor Frogs)
11:15 p.m. The Soft Pack (Señor Frogs)
11:55 p.m. Conga Line (Señor Frogs)
12:10 a.m. Fucked Up (Señor Frogs)
1:15 a.m. Jello Biafra DJ set (Señor Frogs)
2 a.m. Head Back to Ship! (Port of Nassau)
Sunday, February 12
11:30 a.m. Puppets & Pancakes (Shangri-La Room)
12:45 p.m. The Dating Game (Shangri-La Room)
1:55 p.m. The Togas (Shangri-La Room)
2:35 p.m. Mikal Cronin (Shangri-La Room)
4:30 p.m. Neil Hamburger (Xanadu Room)
5:05 p.m. Bruiser Open Bar Hour (Xanadu Room)
5:10 p.m. Quintron & Miss Pussycat (Xanadu Room)
6:05 p.m. King Khan & The Shrines (Xanadu Room)
8:15 p.m. Fine Dining! (Spirit Dining Room)
9:30 p.m. Swam Stack Dance Party with Mr. Quintron
Monday, February 3
8 a.m. Check Out Time!
Bruise Cruise with Fucked Up, King Khan & The Shrines, The Togas, Vivian Girls DJ set, Thee Oh Sees, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, DJ Jonathan Toubin, the Soft Pack, the Dirtbombs, Neil Hamburger, Jello Biafra, Mikal Cronin, Vockah Redu, and Anna Seregina. Friday, February 10, to Monday, February 13. Carnival Imagination, boarding at the Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Visit bruisecruisefestival.com.
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