Who Wants Free Tickets to Exxxotica?

Yeah, baby. You know you want it.Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin' it, and a giant, pink,...

By Ciara LaVelle

May 16, 2012

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Yeah, baby. You know you want it.

Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.

The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin' it, and a giant, pink, penis-shaped mechanical bull. So no, you are probably not going to want to miss out.

And one lucky Cultist reader, along with his or her own personal sex slave, won't have to, because we're giving away two tickets to the sexy spectacle. Read on to find out how to win.

Official Exxxotica Ticket Giveaway Instructions

1. Head over to Cultist's Facebook page and Like it.

2. Find the "Exxxotica" update, and leave a comment.

3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select one lucky winner and send him/her a message how to claim their prize -- two tickets to the sex-fest for Saturday, May 19. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages. Important note: The winner must visit the New Times' office with valid ID to pick up their prize.
4. Last thing ... You only have until noon on Thursday, May 17, to enter.

Good luck!

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Ciara LaVelle is New Times' former arts and culture editor. She earned her BS in journalism at Boston University and moved to Florida in 2004. She joined New Times' staff in 2011.

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