They say that what you do the night of New Year's Eve will determine what happens for the next 12 months.
And judging from your, uh, exuberance this year, Miami, it's looking like 2014 is really "gonna fuck shit up!!!!"
So if you rang in the new year like your neighbors on Fox News, this post is for you: a rundown of the best ways to get entertained, get involved, and yes, get drunk on this first weekend of 2014.
Friday:
Orange Bowl: Clemson vs. Ohio State? We're rooting for injuries.
Cirque Zuma Zuma: Because 2014 has pretty much been a three-ring circus so far anyway.
Saturday:
Pool House Saturdays: Screw your resolutions. Go get drunk and wet.
Mini Con: It's the first geek event of the new year!
Mixtape 2: Mad Cat theater company returns with a series of short selections, just like those playlists you lovingly put together back in the day.
The Jam Cruise: Six days of nautical trippiness in the Caribbean AND Bootsy Collins? All aboard!
Sunday:
B.B. King: Bow down....
Dog Day: ...bitches.
Sharon Jones Soul Brunch: Close out your weekend with a little soul. And mimosas.
White Rabbit Society: Art bunnies!
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