December is upon us, which means hello Basel madness, goodbye any semblance of a normal life. The five straight days of art-related raucousness and aesthetic oddities you've been waiting for since 2013 have almost arrived, ready to shower you in champagne and questionable choices.
And despite the fact that there are more billionaires in town than palm trees at the moment, there's still plenty of stuff for us mere mortals to do, no black Amex required.
See also: Art Basel Miami Beach 2014 Local Gallery Guide
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