Free Events This Week: Fake Snow, Resume Tips, Skyline Stripper Auditions

At this point in the year, it's just a matter of killing time till Turkey Day. Seriously, we're dribbling all over our desks in anticipation of mountains of stuffing and rivers of mashed potatoes. So much engorged. Working isn't really an option, no matter what the boss man says. But...

By Hannah Sentenac

November 18, 2013

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At this point in the year, it's just a matter of killing time till Turkey Day. Seriously, we're dribbling all over our desks in anticipation of mountains of stuffing and rivers of mashed potatoes. So much engorged.

Working isn't really an option, no matter what the boss man says. But at least we can distract ourselves with fun activities until vacation time kicks in.

In case this was how you left your last job...

Monday

Free resume workshop at Miami Shared: Need a new gig? If your resume's as stale as Jay Leno's monologue, you might wanna stop by for a few pointers.

Thursday

Dancing lady auditions at the InterContinental Miami: Shake your booty for a chance to be the next addition to our city skyline.
Opening reception for Mirror Stage at MDC Museum of Art + Design: Get in some pre-Basel practice for your art speak skills.

Friday

Ice Palace at Dolphin Mall: If you're one of those who like to get their Christmas on as early as possible, this faux winter wonderland oughta be just the thing.

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