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WTF Florida: Worst Christmas Party Ever Sends Entire Office To Hospital

A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We're here every Friday morning to give you the week's weirdest. This week, that includes innovative masturbation technique, a fake heart attack, and the worst office holiday party ever.

Man Fakes Heart Attack So Friend Can Steal Barbie Merchandise

One man decided to pretend that his heart was two sizes too small so his friend could steal Christmas. The incident happened at a Walmart in Lake Wales. A 30-year-old named Tarus Scott and 27-year-old Genard Dupree were arrested after one of the men faked a heart attack to create a diversion so the other could make off with a Babie Power Wheels car and a Barbie dream house. They're now booked into the Palm Beach County Corrections dream house

Office Party Ends With More Than 50 Hospitalized

Up in Maitland, Florida, dozens of workers were hospitalized after the catered food at their office holiday party was contaminated with bacteria. The sad thing was that it was a lunch-time holiday party, meaning that the workers weren't even given an open bar with the tainted food. Bah humbug.

At around 3:30 p.m. last Wednesday, workers at the unidentified office began making a mad dash to the bathroom as many of them had the urge to vomit and suffered symptoms of diarrhea. In all, 25 people were taken by ambulance to the hospital while dozens of others drove themselves. There's no word on whether or not the office will at least comp their sick days.

There's also no word on how many employees who weren't affected just decided to fake it for the time off. Because, honestly, that's what I'd do.

Man Arrested for Masturbating Outside Because His Mom Banned Porn In the House

Anthony Smith's mother is a strict lady. She's banned porn from her house. So Smith, a 21 year old from Stuart, decided to get around the rule by jerking it outside.

Back in November, Martin County Sheriff's deputies got a call that a man had been spotted butt-naked and touching himself in the middle of the day outside of a home. Police promptly arrived and Smith raced back in his house to put clothes on, but he later explained his mother's no-porn rules within his house. The officers were not sympathetic, and Smith was arrested.

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Kyle Munzenrieder