South Beach was kind of insane this weekend. More so than usually. Exxxotica brought an ever-so-slight rise in the amount of creepy dudes and blonde girls with fake tits and sad eyes, while the multiple roving gains of lesbians on Vespas can be attributed to Aqua Girl. A friend and I needed a bit of a break from the insanity, so we ducked into Planet Sushi at about 6:30 p.m. on Saturday. It was eerily quiet, and we realized a group of people with camera equipment were eating. I joked that maybe it was the Jersey Shore crew on break.
They weren't on break. Snooki and JWoww were in the restaurant. We missed spotting them at first because Snooki was laying down in her booth. Unless we got there after the drama, nothing all that crazy seemed to happen, besides the fact the girls seemed a little, well, drunk. They weren't loud, they seemed to be pretty used to the cameras (and there was minimal contact between the cast and crew). After about 10 minutes they got up and left, and we noticed that Snooki's mini dress had her named bedazzled on the skirt. That was that, but it was sort of magical.
Anyway, on Sunday morning we realized "Snooki" made an appearance on Saturday Night Live. It's a lot of slightly amusing jokes about how she's orange, and Florida is known for producing oranges. Yeah, watch it after the jump.
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While we're talking about SNL, we really, really would like to get "Stefon" down to South Beach so he can tell us what Miami's hottest club is.