Riptide just got Tyra Mail! The reigning queen of reality TV train wrecks, Tyra Banks, is casting for the next season of America's Next Top Model in Miami Beach, but there's a catch... wait for it... wait for it... The next season, the contestants must all be
pregnant male paraplegics ladies 5'7" or shorter! Oh that Tyra, so brave, so groundbreaking!
Ice queen of all runways Kate Moss is barely 5'7", but she is the exception to the rule, and most catwalkers are 5'8" or taller. Of course, considering none of ANTM's girls ever actually makes it into the world of high fashion, it doesn't matter anyway.
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