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Tyra Banks Looking for Some Shorties on Miami Beach

Riptide just got Tyra Mail! The reigning queen of reality TV train wrecks, Tyra Banks, is casting for the next season of

America's Next Top Model

in Miami Beach, but there's a catch... wait for it... wait for it... The next season, the contestants must all be

pregnant male
  paraplegics

 ladies 5'7" or shorter! Oh that Tyra, so brave, so groundbreaking!

Ice queen of all runways Kate Moss is barely 5'7", but she is the exception to the rule, and most catwalkers are 5'8" or taller. Of course, considering none of ANTM's girls ever actually makes it into the world of high fashion, it doesn't matter anyway.

Auditions will be held this Saturday at the Eden Roc, 4525 Collins Ave., Miami Beach from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. For more information and to download an application, click here, and remember to always (ALWAYS!) smile with your eyes.

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