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Totally Biased Holds an Intervention For the Entire State of Florida

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"Dear Florida, your sweet oranges are second only to your sweet spring break parties," started the intervention for Florida held last night on FX's Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell. "But you are out of control and we no longer feel safe around you. I mean, you have a lot of machete attacks."

Yes, as anyone whose browsed through our WTF Florida tag knows, Florida has some problems, and Bell and friends decided to get us some help.

Afterward, the entire state of Florida ran out of the room and was last seen downing an entire box of wine by a 7-Eleven Dumpster.

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