There's No Feeling in Their Faces, but Lots in Their Hearts

Mickey Rourke has reportedly finally met his elective-surgery match, and it's (swoon) Love. No, it's not Joan Rivers, Amanda Lepore, or Jocelyn Wildenstein. Literally, it's Love, Courtney Love. That's Mickey on the right, and Courtney on the left, if you couldn't tell.

Let's hope the two will go public soon so pictures can be distributed to anyone thinking about overdoing the nip-tucks. [via The Telegraph]

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Kyle Munzenrieder