Here's a cautionary tale for all the amateur erotic self-portraitists out there (and let's be honest, that's just about anyone under 30 nowadays). A Bonita Springs woman arrived at her office one day and found topless photos of herself in the office fax machine. Thing is, she swears she never sent them to anyone and they existed only on her private home computer. Now police are investigating.
The unidentified woman, who works at a medical practice, says she took the photos after she lost weight. So who's to blame? The woman told police she believes a man who desperately wants to date her hacked into her computer and faxed the photos.
Crazier things have happened, but that's about the worst way to win a woman's heart.
"You get that fax of your titties I sent to your office? Yeah, that was me. Ain't I thoughtful? So how's about you and me get together for dinner on Friday, and then maybe afterward I can do more than just fax that chest, if you know what I mean."
The woman told police she doesn't want anything to do with the man she believes is responsible.
Lee County deputies are investigating the incident as a cyber-stalking crime.
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