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Perez Hilton's New Site About Children May Actually Be Written By Children

Miami-native turned internet scourge Perez Hilton will be back in town this weekend while hosting two different events to promote his new children's book. Apparently there are still people out there who want to meet Perez Hilton?

Anyway, the Belen Jesuit grad also unleashed his latest website to the world today: Perezitos.com. It's a website devoted to the really, really creepy niche of posting paparazzi shots of young, unsuspecting children who happen to have famous parents. It's also apparently written by children judging from some of the syntax.

Seriously, check out these sentences:

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