OK, people of Ohio, we're sorry we took your home-state superhero. But buck up -- you still lay claim to one of the best Miami-bred players in the NFL: Chad Ochocinco.
Of course, Ochocinco continues to prove you can take the boy out of Miami, but you can't take the Miami out of the boy.
Ochocinco has a VH1 dating show coming up, and he plugged it this morning on Dan Patrick's radio show. Here's what he had to say of his search for love:
"I don't have nobody to cook for me. I don't have nobody to go to McDonald's with, or to take to the high-end restaurants like Red Lobster."
Those cheddar biscuits really are the epitome of fine dining.
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As for the LeBron situation, Ochocinco asks, "Shouldn't the people of Ohio not be sad because LeBron is leaving, because they still have me to watch?"