The Miami Heat destroyed the Brooklyn Nets last night, but as far as we know, the Nets players' testicles are still anatomically intact. Unless, of course, the Evansville Courier and Press knows something we don't.

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Ugh. We meant to say "Nets." pic.twitter.com/q8FME0KUgn

— Ryan G. Reynolds (@RyanReynolds) May 7, 2014

There's no word on the fate of the "nuts" of the staffer who let the typo slip by.

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