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Newspaper Headline Claims Heat Literally Castrated Nets

The Miami Heat destroyed the Brooklyn Nets last night, but as far as we know, the Nets players' testicles are still anatomically intact. Unless, of course, the Evansville Courier and Press knows something we don't.

See also: Miami Herald Runs Macy's Ad Congratulating Heat on Winning NBA Title

There's no word on the fate of the "nuts" of the staffer who let the typo slip by.

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