Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain-out look more badass than we ever will . This is the italicized intro to that series.
This week's installment is canceled because its regular author is travelling the country touring jail booking centers.
Don't worry, this won't become a habit.To make it up to you, here's a photo from a recent arrest of Mugshots Friday's alltime most popular perp. Don't say we never gave you anything.