Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain-out look more badass than we ever will . This is the italicized intro to that series.
Mugshots Friday is canceled this week because its regular author is busy with non-mugshot-related journalism. We'll do a special two-week extravaganza next Friday. In the meantime, the following (Arrested: 02/10 in Miami-Dade County; Charge: Marijuana possession) is presented without commentary.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.