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Mugshots Friday: Ultra-Irish, Tank-Top Stylish

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/17 (both)
Charges Disorderly Intoxication and Resisting an Officer (both)
Let's hope there was a third girl in a matching outfit to bail them out. 

Arrested: 3/19
Charges: Vehicular Grant Theft, Assaulting an Officer, and Fleeing Police
We'd make fun of his neck tattoo, but first we'd have to figure exactly what it's supposed to be.

Arrested: 3/20
Charges: Indecent Exposure
Apparently he was shocked by the charges.

Arrested: 3/20
Charges: Disorderly Intoxication
"What you say 'bout my mustache?"

Arrested: 3/19
Charges: Battery
Quick grooming tip: If you're the kind of guy who has problems with getting food crumbs caught in your beard, simply shave the area directly under your mouth, and only directly under your mouth. It's functional and stylish.

Arrested: 3/19
Charges: Battery, Battery on an Officer
Rough day?

Now, we know what you're thinking. Mugshots Friday, do you not have any spectacular raver mugshots to show us? Sadly, we don't, and it's cute that you think a certain downtown festival is still a rave and not a place for young men in tank tops to roll.

Oddly, however, we did encounter a shocking number of young men in tank tops arrested this weekend for drug and drinking charges.

Arrested: 3/17
Charges: Disorderly Conduct, Cocaine Possession

Arrested: 3/16
Charges: Controlled Substance and Cannabis Possession

Arrested: 3/16
Charges: Disorderly Intoxication

Arrested: 3/16
Charges: Cannabis and Controlled Substance Possession

Arrested: 3/16
Charges: Controlled Substance and New or Prescription Drug Possession

Arrested: 3/17
Charges: Cannabis Possession

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