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Mugshots Friday: The Iceman, Chuckles and an Oscar Gamble Wanna-be

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​Arrested: 06/21
Charged with: Retail theft greater than $300
This is what happens when you let the photographer tell the perp about that time he went on a date with Jennifer Lopez as he takes the picture. What a skeptical old man -- a face just BEGGING to be featured in graphics used in message board arguments. To wit:

Arrested: 06/21
Charged with: Cannabis possession, 20 grams or less
Make all the finger-in-the-light-socket jokes you want, I'm not making fun of him. I don't want him mad at me -- when he gets out I want to take his picture while he stands in front of a really powerful fan. (Also, if you check out this one from far away, it looks like the dude has short hair and is sitting in front of a big hole in the wall.)


Arrested: 06/16
Charged with: Cocaine possession, driving without a valid license
She was booked, laughing her ass off, at 5:30 a.m. Just concoct your own zany tale. Our theory involves a quick bump and Men in Black. Is that coke all around her right eye?

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Rich Abdill
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