Mugshots Friday: The '90s Called

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/28

Charges: Cannabis Possession

"Hey, is this the '90s? I believe you called earlier about wanting to get your style back. Well, listen, we might be able to work out a deal if you come bail me out."

Arrested: 4/29

Charges: Armed Burglary, Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon, and Criminal Mischief

Aww, poor baby. An armed crime spree can really tucker the little ones out. Look at him sleeping like a baby in his mugshot. So adorable.

Arrested: 4/28

Charges: Petit Theft

Mr. Bitch isn't going to be pleased with this.

Arrested: 4/26

Charges: Trespassing

There's a lot going on here, so let's just stick to the hat tan. So, um, what's the deal? Does this person only go outside with a hat on? We said we were going to stick to one thing, and we did. Way to go, us.

Arrested: 4/28

Charges: Cannabis Possession With Intent to Sell

Generally, a hat is a better than braids at hiding baldness.

Arrested: 4/28

Charges: Petit Theft, Grand Theft Third Degree

"Oh, no, you better don't."

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