Charges: Firearm Possession by a Convicted Felon, False Report of a Crime
Lifehack: If you have trouble remembering how old you are simply tattoo your birth year in giant letters across your chest. Don't be afraid to get creative and make it look like a permanent medallion.
Charges: Aggravated Battery, Burglary of an Occupied Dwelling
This lady has cried off enough eyeliner and mascara to keep your average high school goth in business for a week. That is so much black eye make up going on there.
Charges: Cannabis Possession
Her tattoo says "stop hating," and yet her facial expression makes it seem like she's doing a lot of hating.
Charges: Battery, Domestic Violence, Battery on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest
Ronald and The Grimmace put a little much rum in their Shamrock Shakes one night, and, well, 20 years later they're still dealing with the repercussions.
Charges: Grand Theft, Credit Card Fraud, Possession of a Stolen Credit Card
You know this guy has a home DJ set up.
Charges: Disorderly Intoxication
"At this age I'm just excited someone wants to take my picture."
Charges: Cocaine Possession
We're having a hard time making out this man's between-brows tattoo. "Lost" would be a really depressing thing to have tattooed on your forehead, so we're just going to pretend it says "zest," because this man simply has an uncontrollable zest for life. Zest!
Charges: Aggravated Assault and Battery on a Person 65 or Older
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Charges: Outboard Motor with Altered Serial Number
This is a face of a man who never saw his arrest coming. Mostly because he has what looks like mayo on one corner of his mouth and a bit of mustard on the other. Dude was probably just enjoying a nice sandwich and then *boom* jail.