Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Cannabis Possession
When it comes to men's neck jewelry why chose between the simple understated silver cord, the colorful beaded number or the heavy metal dog collar when you can wear all three at the same time for a delightful layered look?
Honestly, we're just impressed with this hair.
Charges: Trespassing and Drug Paraphernalia Possession
Sometimes we all sort of feel like this.
Charges: Burglary, Grand Theft and Criminal Mischief
Suddenly we have a craving for bug juice.
Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Charges: Possession of Burglary Tools and Accessory After the Fact
No charges were filed for stealing her hairstyle from another culture however.
Charges: Cocaine Possession
If eyes are the windows to the soul we really don't want to know what's going on here.
Charges: Aggravated Assault and Battery
What did he do? Assault asphalt with his face?
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