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Mugshots Friday: R.I.P. MJ

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 7/09

Charges: Burglary with Assault or Battery

Why yes, that is a R.I.P. Michael Jackson tattoo.

Arrested: 7/05

Charges: Battery

This dude looks like the bouncer at a Flock of Seagulls concert.

Arrested: 7/04

Charges: Grand Theft Vehicle, Controlled Substance Possession and Burglary of an Unoccupied Dwelling

There are just a lot of grooming choices going on here this girl will come to regret.

Arrested: 7/09

Charges: Petit Theft

Raise you hand if your dad hasn't made this classic drunk dad face.

Arrested: 7/08

Charges: Cocaine and Drug Paraphernalia Possession

I knew you were treble when you walked in.

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Arrested: 7/09

Charges: Insurance Fraud/Staged Accident

Never trust someone with fake red hair and fake blue eyes.

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