Mugshots Friday: Magnetic Facial Hair

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/15

Charges: Resisting Arrest with Violence, Cannabis Possession and Tampering with a Witness

If you passed a magnet over this dudes face would his facial hair and eyebrows magically rearrange like he's a Wooly Wally?

Arrested: 3/13

Charges: Drinking in Public

The unfortunate paradox of wearing a hat to hide your balding head in sunny Florida is that unfortunately when you take it off the inevitable tan line only draws more attention to your balding head.

Arrested: 3/18

Charges: Cocaine and Cannabis Possession

Hot new hair trend alert: tiny side ponies!

Arrested: 3/19

Charges: Cannabis and Cocaine Possession

A receding dred line? A receding dred line!

Arrested: 3/15

Charges: Petit Theft

And this guy sees that receding dred line and raises it with whatever this hairdo is.

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