Charges: Resisting an Officer without Violence
This guy has a Nike logo tattoo on one cheek and a Yankees logo tattoo on the other? He's basically the human equivalent of a middle school boy's trapper keeper.
Charges: Operating a Business without a License
Apparently this guy took the "Well if I can't grow hair on the top of my head I'll grow hair everywhere else on my face" approach to balding.
Charges: Grand Theft and Petit Theft
Are there really this many horrible eyebrows out there in Miami-Dade, or is it just that people who don't ever care about their own damn eyebrows don't care to obey the law? Come on people!
Charges: Burglary and Battery
Gotta appreciate a man who still dresses up for his job. Even if that job is a burglar. Even if his idea of dressing up is a tuxedo t-shirt.
Charges: Grand Theft 3rd Degree
What a striking juxtaposition of grandmotherly fashion and hardened criminal facial expression.
Charges: Burglary, Armed Robbery, False Imprisonment and Grand Theft Auto
Yes, yes, go ahead and tattoo half your face up but make sure that goatee is all nice and orderly.
Charges: Strongarm Robbery, Petit Retail Theft
Some fabulous woman probably once said, "a woman can never have too many men or too much jewelry." Fair enough. But we do firmly believe a woman can have too much jewelry pierced into her face.
Charges: Petit Theft
No, seriously. Stop it with this.
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Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Firearm and Cannabis Possession.
You ever look at a mugshot this week and have a hard time deciding "Ultra or not Ultra?" Oh, maybe that's just us.