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Mugshots Friday: Hugh Hefner of the Streets and the Animal Cruelty Of A Ponytail

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Arrested: 2/8

Charged with: Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, grand theft, possession of cannabis

Dude, when you look like that you don't need a firearm. Haven't you heard? Guns don't kill people, you kill people.



Arrested: 2/6

Charged with: Battery

Lots of hard cases this week. This guy looks like he got that bandage head-butting Jason Stratham.



Arrested: 2/3

Charged with: Animal cruelty

Ponytails disgust and befuddle us. Aren't there enough things to worry about in life without adding having an ample number of scrunchies to the list?



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