Charged with: Criminal mischief, resisting officer without violence, disorderly intoxication, breach of the peace
Clearly, this is the lost third member of LMFAO.
Charged with: Battery
This guy's "baseball face" makes me want it to be April already. I want to watch games on TV with this guy and tell him that Roy Halladay is our generation's Sandy Koufax, and then he hits me on the head with his cane.
Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver
We're gonna guess he was listening to Kraftwerk before he lost his Discman, and that his nickname's Lazer.