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Mugshots Friday: He's Sexy and He Knows It

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Arrested: 2/11

Charged with: Criminal mischief, resisting officer without violence, disorderly intoxication, breach of the peace

Clearly, this is the lost third member of LMFAO.



Arrested: 2/9

Charged with: Battery

This guy's "baseball face" makes me want it to be April already. I want to watch games on TV with this guy and tell him that Roy Halladay is our generation's Sandy Koufax, and then he hits me on the head with his cane.



Arrested: 2/10

Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver

We're gonna guess he was listening to Kraftwerk before he lost his Discman, and that his nickname's Lazer.



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