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Mugshots Friday: Every Friday is Sweet Beard Appreciation Day

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Arrested: 6/12

Charged with: Loitering or prowling, resisting officer with violence, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon on a police officer

This is who we become when we drink brown liquor. (Still want us to come to your partay?)

Arrested: 6/14

Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, resisting an officer with violence, battery on a law enforcement officer

This is who we are the morning after drinking said brown liquor.

Arrested: 6/11

Charged with: Disorderly conduct

You know how Russell Brand, instead of just being a fucking comedian, has this whole annoying persona of like a pseudo-rock star/ drug addict and is annoying? Well this guy shits in Russell Brand's mouth.

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