Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Hey, guys. To attempt to atone for our brief but unannounced hiatus, we've compiled a celebrity look-alike edition.

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

No, really. It was kind of tough to put together. You don't think we did it?

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Well, we did. You don't have to be like that. What did we ever do to deserve this?

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Oh, right. Well, we are sorry for leaving you hanging last week. Have some look-alikes.

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/5
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied structure
Celebrity look-alike: Ernest Hemingway

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/4
Charged with: Trespassing, criminal mischief of more than $200 but less than $1,000
Celebrity look-alike: Randy Quaid

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/5
Charged with: Trespassing
Celebrity look-alike: Koy Detmer's throat

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/8
Charged with: Burglary of an unoccupied dwelling, third-degree grand theft, possession of burglary tools, criminal mischief of more than $200 but less than $1,000
Celebrity look-alike: Pepe Le Pew

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/8
Charged with: Felony battery
Celebrity look-alike: The Berlin Wall

Mugshots Friday: Celebrity Look-Alike Edition

Arrested: 9/5
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief of $1,000 or more, resisting officer without violence to his person
Celebrity look-alike: Johnny Depp

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