Humor

Miami's Very Own Christmas Carol... Including Snow You Can Snort

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A manatee molester in Tampa Bay.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two NBA trophies

[and a manatee molester in Tampa Bay].

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three Occupy Miami members accused of terrorism

[Two NBA trophies and... you get the idea].



On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four people stabbed on Halloween.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five days suspension for Fidel-lovin' Ozzie.

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Michael E. Miller was a staff writer at Miami New Times for five years. His work for New Times won many national awards, including back-to-back-to-back Sigma Delta Chi medallions. He now covers local enterprise for the Washington Post.