4
| Columns |

Man Christ Caused Judge's Death?

^
Keep New Times Free
I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Miami and help keep the future of New Times free.

That Ka-Ka-crazy dude Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda who proclaims himself the Man Christ/Anti-Christ is talking cuckoo again. This time, he's dancing on the grave of a recently deceased Miami judge. It's the type of evil insidious behavior we come to expect from the self-proclaimed seven headed Beast that rose from the sea to eat us all.

Last year, Miami-Dade Judge Roberto Piñeiro awarded $2.2 million to the ex-wife of the Man Christ/Anti-Christ, who looks like a Puerto Rican version of Robert Goulet sans mustache, a horrific visage indeed.

Piñeiro ruled she was entitled to the money because Miranda's church was a personal business, not a religious nonprofit. Miranda's followers -- wearing shirts emblazoned with ''666'' -- later picketed the courthouse to no avail.

According to a press advisory released two days after Piñeiro's passing on December 10, Miranda proclaims his followers predicted that "angels would manifest just retribution" on the judge who "had dared to come up against the Living God" and "make fun of the doctrine taught by Jose Luis de Jesus."

The Man Christ/Anti-Christ then dropped this unholy revelation: "On the sixth day of the 12th month of this year, that is, 6-6-6, Judge Piñeiro suffered a heart attack."

Whoa. Imagine the nasty death Miranda is going to heap on all the non-believers when he ends the world on July 1, 2012.

Keep Miami New Times Free... Since we started Miami New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Miami, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Miami with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.

 

Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Miami.

 

Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Miami.