So, the Miami Heat are the NBA's evil empire I guess, and one Lakers die hard has taken that comparison to its logical conclusion through the magic of song. Who can beat the Heat?," sings Ryan Parker.
"They're dangerous and wily,
A product of the Dark Side's Evil Emperor Pat Riley,
Headed by Dwayne Vader and loyal Lord LeBron,
Along with some stormtroopers who are all as good as gone."
Poor Chris Bosh, he doesn't even get his own Star Wars villain alias. He does sort of look like Greedo? We also lament the fact Micky Arrison isn't painted as Jabba the Hutt with the County Commission chained to him as his slave girl, but that's probably a little too Miami-local for a Lakers fan.
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