Logan Morrison, Marlins' Twitter Superstar, Traded to Mariners: His Best Tweets

The Marlins have traded first baseman Logan Morrison to the Seattle Mariners. At this point, most Miamians react to anything the Marlins do with a collective shrug, but this --THIS!-- is different. We're losing not only a first baseman but also a local Twitter superstar.

In fact, Morrison's tweet addiction once landed him on the cover of this very publication. So it seems fitting to send him off with a collection of his best tweets. Goodbye, @LoMoMarlins. Have fun as @LoMoMariners.

On the Washington Nationals' underaged superstar Bryce Harper:

On Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen's own tweet game:

On dating:

On bathroom graffiti:

Coining the name for his fan base, #LoMoSexuals:

On fantasy baseball:

On Justin Bieber:

On marine science:

On reaching out to fans with medical conditions:

Not technically his tweet, but still one of the best things LoMo ever said:

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