Ladies, There is Now a Bra for Your Butt

A friend of mine who grew up in South Florida  recently tweeted that even though she now lives in New York, where the preferred ass shape sort of looks like two soggy, thin English muffins attached to a broom stick, she's totally OK with her shapely derriere because it's the ideal look here. Miami loves big butts. We can not lie. 

Luckily for all you ladies with small fannies, you don't have to walk around with your face down in shame, but instead with your ass up. Yes, there's a bra for your butt: the bumkini. It's possibly the biggest non-surgical advance in making sure everything in your lady jeans looks on point since the Cuchini anti-camel toe device

Invented by Californian psychologist Dr Karin Hart, The Daily Mail gets to the bottom of the bottom enhancer. It sort of looks like a jock strap, and promises to prop up your posterior. Don't worry guys, there's a mankini version for you. 

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Kyle Munzenrieder