We're going to be shamelessly celebrity-gossipy here for a second if that's all right with you. We'll get back to dissecting whatever it is Marco Rubio has gone and done or whatnot in a second. But first, can we talk about Jude Law's very important love-child summit?
So the once-verging-on-A-list actor knocked up a random American model, Samantha Burke, in 2008 while shooting Sherlock Holmes. She gave birth this past September and sold her story to Britain's Hello! magazine.
However, it wasn't a simple get-together. Law reportedly treated the encounter like a business deal, meeting with well-known family lawyer Maurice Kutner for six hours to hash out an agreement with his baby mama.
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Sophie, Samantha, and her mother apparently camped out at the Mandarin Oriental on Brickell Key while Law stayed at the nearby Conrad Hotel.
Law already has three children with ex-wife Sadie Frost and, according to rumors, has recently rekindled the flame with Sienna Miller.
Let this be a lesson to all of you who can't shell out for Kutner's six-hour fee, a room at the Conrad, and what's probably a healthy amount of child support: Do not go around knocking up random models.