There are moments in American culture when I just want to shut my brain off. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay -- the first siting congressional leader to ever be indicted -- hoofing it up on Dancing with the Stars is one of those moments. The guy should be practicing his don't-drop-the-soap-two-step; instead he's on some stupid TV program doing the cha-cha.
"Doing the cha-cha, it was like a bad car accident," Ros-Lehtinen said. "You want to look away but you can't."
Of course, maybe she's still mad at him for that time he got caught smoking a Cuban cigar.
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