Flotsam

Happy 113th Birthday, Miami: We Got You Some Presents!


​We saw this and immediately thought of you. You're young by international city standards, and you certainly are fabulous. As for the broke part? Well, let's just say you should keep this book handy in the next few months. 




It is awfully humid out. Plus we know you'd do anything to cover up any nasty stenches before
We got you a multi-pack. We see so many of these around town that we figured you're a collector. Some people have Lladrós, others have Dunnys, you apparently are really into For Sale signs. Besides, you've had some of these up for so long we thought you could use a few replacements. 


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Kyle Munzenrieder