As we count down the full list of 2,000 personalized license plate requests reviewed by the Florida's Obscenity Board -- a mind-blowing document we got our hands on a few weeks ago through the Freedom of Information Act -- we've learned a few things about the good folks of the Sunshine State.
This week's lessons: Poop jokes reign supreme, and way too many of you want the world to know about the alleged size of your balls.
Just remember: These are all real requests made for real Florida license plates.
CUM C ME
CUM N UP
O FART Z
DICK T U
Next week: Haterade and Racial Intolerance Edition!
In the meantime, check out our earlier posts on Florida's filthy license plates:
You Won't Believe What Floridians Have Tried To Put On Their Personalized License Plates
Top Five Obscene Florida License Plates, Visualized For Your Pleasure
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Pimps and Hoes Edition
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