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Florida Cops Pull Over Car and Find Drugs Hidden in Butts, Bras and Prosthetic Legs

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A Charlotte County Sheriff's deputy pulled over a car full of 20-somethings because its brake lights were broken, but the deputies then ended up playing an odd game of drug hide-and-seek as various substances were found tucked inside the bras, backsides and, yes, even prosthetic legs of the passengers.

According to a news release, Bradley Jordon Greus, 23, Donald Carlo Acquarelli, 25, Teal Lee Thomson, 22, and Alexis Ann Clancey, 20 were all inside the car driven by Clancey. After the brake light stop, deputies asked if there were any drugs or weapons in the car. The four denied that there were and gave the deputies permission to search the car.

Deputies first asked Greus if he had anything hidden within his prosthetic leg. He quickly admitted that yes, indeed, he was hiding a bag of cocaine of in his leg.

A plastic baggie full of Morphine and Hydromorphone pills were then found in Clancey's bra. Though, that wasn't the only place where she had hidden pills. While deputies were searching one of the others, she lunged into the front seat, grabbed her wallets, and took out another Hydromorphone pill and decided to swallow it.

Clancey wasn't yet done with producing drugs from odd spots. While searching the car, deputies uncovered five needles loaded with a substance that would later test positive for opiates. Clancey admitted that she had one more needle on her hidden in her butt. She produced the needles and handed it over.

Meanwhile, Acquarelli and Greus admitted that they had just bought cocaine from someone in a Walmart parking lot.

All four were arrested and charged with various drug offenses.

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