The internet loves churning out city ranking lists. We love writing about where Miami falls on those lists, so now we look back at all the rankings Miami (whether it be the city, county or general South Florida metro area) obtained this year.

Apparently we have some of the best quality of life in America (by health standards) but also the worst quality of life in America (by economic standards). We also have one of the best singles' scenes, but also are one of the worst places to find love. Miami is also a great place to be a dog, but a horrible place to be a baby.

• The most attractive residents (according to Travel + Leisure) 
• The best city to be a dog (according to MyLife.com)
• Miami Beach was ranked the most livable city in Florida (by Livability.com)
• Miami Beach was also ranked the most dangerous city in Florida (by Home Security Shield)
• The best nightclubs (T+L)
• The best singles' scene (T+L)
• The best Urban retirement area (by Nerd Wallet)
• The 2nd worst place to race a kid (by WalletHub)
• The 2nd snobbiest (T+L)
• The 2nd most patriotic (by Amazon)
• The 2nd best read (by Amazon)
• The 2nd highest levels of poverty or near poverty (by the US Census Bureau)
• The 2nd lowest median income (Census)
• The 3rd most selfie-obsessed city in the world (by Time)
• The 3rd least funny residents (according to the Humor Research Lab at the University of Colorado Boulder)  
• The 3rd rudest resident (T+L)
• The 3rd most stressed city (according to Movoto)
• The 3rd Stylish (T+L)
• The 3rd best for a Wild Weekend getaway (T+L) 
• Miami is the 4th worst run city in America (by 24/7WallSt)
• The 4th most dangerous metro area for pedestrians (according to Smart Growth America)
• The 5th most hip/cool residents (T+L)
• the 6th worst city to find love (according to Facebook data)
• The 7th worst city to survive a zombie apocalypse (according to Trulia)
• the 7th most transient city (by Credit Donkey)
• The 8th least sprawled metro area (by Smart Growth America)
• Hialeah is the 9th worst run city (by 24/7WallSt)
• Hialeah was the 10th least douchey city (by Estately)
• Hialeah has the 12th worst drivers (according to Allstate Insurance)
• The 13th coolest city (by Forbes)
• Miami has the 15th worst drivers (Allstate)
• The 20th best quality of Life (by the Population Health Institute)
• The 25th best American travel destination (by TripAdvisor)
• The worst quality of life in America (by Nerd Wallet)
• The least toilets per capita (by Redfin)

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