Election 2011: Matti Bower Gets Saxed, Marc Sarnoff Tackles His Ultimate Hater, and Carlos Hernandez Wants His Shirt Back

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4. Steve Berke wanted to let Matti Bower know that she should never cheat taxpayers because Miami Beach voters are not some fools. So the 30-year-old comedian and Yale grad had Sexy Sax Man Sergio Flores blow "Careless Whispers" for her at a city commission meeting.

3. Outside an IHOP, while confronting blogger Elaine de Valle, Hialeah Council President Isis Garcia-Martinez proves chusmeria is alive and well in la ciudad que progresa. After the incident, Garcia-Martinez didn't follow through on her threat to get a restraining order against de Valle. Que descaro!

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Francisco Alvarado was born in Nicaragua and grew up in Miami, giving him unique insight into the Magic City and all its dark corners. An investigative reporter with a knack for uncovering corruption, Alvarado made his bones as a staff writer at Miami New Times and remains in dogged pursuit of the next juicy story.