Chris Bosh's Bachelor Party Had Guns and Magic, But No James and Wade

Despite the fact he may have already gotten legally married, Chris Bosh is officially walking down the aisle with Adrienne Williams next month. Like any respectable sports star, Bosh had to have one hell of a bachelor party. A four-day trip to Las Vegas that Bosh dubbed "The Hangover 3" included just about everything from guns (both real and paintball) to magic. Though, apparently neither LeBron James nor Dwyane Wade made the trip.

According to Page Six, Bosh's 12-man bachelor party crew included Hornet players Jarrett Jack and Pops Mensah-Bonsu, but apparently no one from the Heat. Then again, Wade is probably still very busy refreshing his closet after his trips to the runways of Milan and Paris. LeBron James ...well, no one really knows what he's been up to. Probably locked in a room in his Coconut Grove mansion, Howard Hughes-style, staring at a picture of an NBA championship ring and repeatedly asking himself, "Why?"

Anyway, Bosh and Co. arrived in Las Vegas on Thursday and promptly headed to a shooting range, before having dinner at perhaps the world's most douche-tastically named restaurant, N9NE. They kept the douche theme running by attending a Criss Angel show the next evening, and the leather-happy magician pulled Bosh onstage to be part of the act.

The trip also included a game of paintball and a Rat Pack-style casino night.

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Kyle Munzenrieder