Bikini-Clad Serena Williams's Football Scrimmage

Serena Williams had to sit out the Sony Ericsson Open because of injuries, but she still played some ball while in Miami. The minority owner of the Miami Dolphins, clad in a bikini and a fingerless glove (how very Lagerfeld), threw around a football in the surfs of South Beach with some friends yesterday. If for some reason you'd like to watch three minutes of her scrimmage, it's above. She's pretty good, but we don't expect to give input to Sparano anytime soon.

As a side note, my biggest fear is that one day I'm going to take my pale ass to South Beach and wind up with some celeb a beach blanket over, and my doughy, sun-screened self is going to end up in the background of paparazzi pics. However, the various dudes with the beer bellies and tight trunks don't seem to share my concern.

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Kyle Munzenrieder