Tweet, tweet ya'll! Guess who was spotted yesterday at Poplife's Just Add Water at the Fontainebleau? Funny man/boy Andy Milonakis, who just release a new single "Let Me Twitter Dat" via Diplo's Mad Decent label, wasn't showing off his pre-pubescent body but our cameras caught him enjoying some drinks, which we hope were of the non-alcoholic variety considering last month Milonakis posted a video declaring he was two weeks sober. However, we're doubtful since he Twittered, "Pool party hangover. Shots are always a bad idea. Avoid them." He later wrote, "Its 7am. I'm in Miami Florida and I just had a girl point a loaded gun to my face while I masturbated." Awesome. Check out the full slideshow from Just Add Water here.
Also, if you didn't hear, the fire marshal shut down the Vagabond Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). Our heart goes out to jwhylie, who wrote, "Got to Vagabond only to have the fire marshall shut the place down." While the closure left shinsyotta stunned, "Holy crap. Fire marshall shutting down Vagabond." We are still trying to put all the pieces together as to what exactly happened, but as soon as we do, we'll let you know.
We leave you with the video for Milonakis' "Let Me Twitter Dat" after the jump.
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