Peaches is the professor of freaks.
For the last 12 years, she's been leading a master class in how to have the most insanely ass-blasting, titty-shaking, cock-rocking time while giving gender norms the stiff middle finger.
In 2000, she introduced her musical instructional, Teaches of Peaches, and let the freaky people know that it was OK to "Fuck the Pain" away. Next, she taught all y'all to "Shake Yer Dicks" for "Rock 'n' Roll." And now she's starring in a XXX-rated electro rock opera entitled Peaches Does Herself.
But this Friday night, Prof. Peaches will be hosting a party-slash-seminar addressing all things freaky at Mansion. And we here at Crossfade got free tix. Just check the cut.
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Peaches at Mansion Ticket Giveaway Instructions
1. Head over to Crossfade's Facebook page and Like it.
2. Find the Peaches update and leave a comment.
3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select one lucky Peaches-level freak for an ass-blasting, titty-shaking, cock-rocking time at Mansion. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages.
4. Last thing ... You only have until 4 p.m. on Friday, October 12, to enter.
Peaches. Friday, October 12. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-695-8411 or visit mansionmiami.com.