Are you beat-freaking kidding me?
We're still uhntz-uhntz-ing around Ultra Music Festival 2012, waiting for EDM riot-starter Kaskade, David "The French Tickler" Guetta, and super-Dutch trance man Armin van Buuren to hump up onto the Main Stage and bring this sweaty, pheremone-soaked festival of dance to a furious, fist-pumping climax.
And yet ... Ultra organizers have already revealed the dates for the 2013 edition of UMF!
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OK, so this isn't really all that surprising. Last year, the fest blasted out its plans for 2012 before Ultra 2011 had even started.
And sticking with that pre-emptive approach, just a few minutes ago, an official Ultra Music Festival app alert was sent out to subscribed beat freaks like Crossfade . It read: "Ultra Music Festival 2013 dates announced - March 22 - 24 during Miami Music Week 2013! #CANUFEELIT"
To which we can only answer, "Uh ... Yeah, we're still here!"