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Trina's "Ass Fat": An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Trina is Da Baddest Bitch. And that's the way it's been ever since her career first took off in the late '90s.

But it's a decade and a half later. And the 34 year old's got some stiff competition, what with all these bodacious youngins hitting the charts.

In an age when ass shots are plentiful and every stripper has a surgically enhanced donk bigger than the next, Miami's Diamond Princess had to hit the beat and remind these freaks who indeed has the "Ass Fat" to make a player throw his cash.

For serious, "you don't know nann ho," and we're going to break it down for you.

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Meek Mill may be from Philly, but he runs with Rock Ross' Maybach Music Group. So he's practically a Florida resident. That being said, you can't be from Florida and not recognize Trina as the queen of wet dreams. That's why Meek gets on the track to let us know, indeed, that "shawty ass fat." Also ... Freak alert: Money makes Trina cum.

0:39 - 1:05

Trina does not play. She feels no need to hide that she is the fanciest trick ever. She reminds us that her "ass been fat." She's the trendsetter, not the trend jumper. Plus, hers is natural, unlike than those other famous booty hogs.

1:06 - 1:32

Now Meek Mill is back on the fire-ass hook to remind us that you don't need prepositions to get a point across. Or maybe you do. Maybe he's selling some product called "shawty ass fat" that makes your girl's butt bigger. Look for it at corner stores near you.

1:33 - 2:01

Trina has a shit-ton of money and it makes her feel invincible. Also, she's getting kind of drunk, but that's what "livin' the life" is all 'bout. And she doesn't just roll with anyone. This fine bottom rolls with Ricky Rozay and drug lords. They're the only type of bruhs who can afford an ass so fat.

2:02 - 2:38

Meek says Trina wanted the dick, so she must have expensive taste. But wait, we thought he was the one that had to give up the money? Have the tables turned? Trina, don't give your money to no man! You earned that shit fair and square, shaking your ass! Oh well, you'll probably earn it back with this hit. Bitch is more than a decade in the game, and she's still radio ready. You go, girl.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.