Top Ten Totally Ridiculous Celebrity DJs

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4. Elijah Wood

His taste in music seems pretty cool, we guess. It's not dance music. But why don't we ever get to hear the transitions? Maybe because they're awful? We can't know. But what we do know is the Woodman looks to be doing more texting and beer drinking than actual mixing. Bit of a yawn fest.

3. Pauly D

Sure, you could sit there and say things like, "No, he was a DJ before Jersey Shore. So that makes him different." But then you'd be defending DJ Pauly D. Why would you want to do that? His headphones have his name on them. And they're shiny.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.