Luckily, once the pumpkin pie has been consumed, there are plenty of parties throughout Thanksgiving week and weekend to put some distance between you and your family — yes, even on Thanksgiving night.
As usual, the parties start on Thanksgiving Eve, so if you show up hungover to Thanksgiving dinner, you might be in too much pain to care what anyone has to say at the table. As Black Friday and the weekend progress, look forward to OBBA's Black Friday Mini Ball at R House, Resistance's takeover of M2 with Mind Against, and Gender Blender's return to Gramps.
Below, listed chronologically, are some of Miami's best Thanksgiving week and weekend parties.